“The Hitchhiker’s Guide To the Galaxy,” Douglas
Adams’ 70s cult classic has finally caught a ride
towards Hollywood, arriving on the silver screen in all
its absurd glory. A carnival funhouse of improbable images
and existential theories, “Hitchhiker” captures
the essence of Adams’ offbeat observations and makes
for a delightful two hours.
As a chipper opening song relays, the world will be ending
any moment now. Dolphins, who unbeknownst to man surpass
their “masters” in intelligence, are privy
to this tidbit of Armageddon, but dense humans have mistaken
their cues as pet tricks.
Arthur Dent (Martin Freeman, “Love Actually”)
appreciates life the way it always has been. Though the
city intends to tear apart his modest home to make room
for a thoroughfare, Arthur refuses to let them destroy
his normalcy.
He doesn’t know it but his home will be demolished,
his home planet Earth, to make room in the universe for
a hyperspace thoroughfare. Before expiring with the rest
of humanity, Arthur hitches a ride with his alien best
friend Ford Prefect (Mos Def, “The Woodsman”)
onto a ship before the Earth explodes. So begins the misadventures
of Arthur, a man who would have been content to take no
risks, yet has been set free by circumstances.
After being persecuted by captors who utilize poetry
as a form of Chinese water torture, Arthur and Fort slip
onto the hijacked ship of President Zaphod Beeblebrox (Sam
Rockwell, “Matchstick Men”), his human gal-Friday
Trillian (Zooey Deschanel, “The Good Girl”),
his nihilistic robot Marvin (inhabited by Warwick Davis, “Return
Of The Jedi”, and voiced by Alan Rickman “Die
Hard”) and his over-zealous ship that sounds like
Mr. Moviephone.
Beeblebrox, obsessed with the ultimate question in the
universe, drags his passengers across the wide divide in
search of the super computer, Deep Thought (voiced by Helen
Mirren, “Prime Suspect”). She has already announced
the answer, but the question holds the key.
Director Garth Jennnings blends live action, special
effects and animation to assemble a plausible universe
where anything can happen and nothing is what it seems.
Author Adams began his career writing for “Monty
Python’s Flying Circus” and Jennings enhances
the film with cartoons similar to the wacky vignettes found
in the popular British comedy.
Many of the imaginative characters have been translated
to the screen, while new characters fit perfectly into
this buffoonery. There are the Babelfish, which leech inside
people’s brains and translate any language and the
bureaucratic gelatinous-looking Vogons with noses turned
up and level with their eyes and lips that look like Mick
Jagger with a collagen addiction. Created by Adams for
the film, Humma Kavula (John Malkovich) preaches at a planet
that believes the big bang was more of a massive sneeze.
The ludicrousness of the commanding Malkovich as a torso,
with mini metal legs looks like a centipede slipped down
the magical portal in “Being John Malkovich.”
The jovial performances enhance this odyssey. Mos Def
as Arthur’s slightly effete best friend shucks his
usual serious face in films like “Something The Lord
Made,” for an impish persona. Freeman perfectly portrays
everyman; content in ordinariness, unprepared for all the
adventures into which life thrusts him. Deschanel, with
a deadpan voice that scrapes the lower octaves, harks back
to a forties heroine, with Bette Davis eyes and Lauren
Bacall voice. Sam Rockwell steals the show, dressed in
a toss-off garment from Riverdance with Fabio blond locks
and black nail polish; he appears to be mirroring Colin
Farrell in “Alexander,” yet Rockwell’s
appearance is appropriately pompous and ridiculous.
Rarely does a two-hour film speed by like on a hyperspace
freeway, but armed with an enigmatic but courageous source
material, sparkling images of space and earth, and a captivating
cast, “The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy” could
be the runaway hit of the summer. Grade: A- |